Thursday, November 19, 2009

I've been a little busy lately so it took something really ridiculous to return me to my blog. Unfortunately this story comes at the expense of a harmless bag of Salt and Vinegar chips



This picture should be your first clue that what is to come isn't gonna be pretty.





Are you starting to get the picture?







this bag is victim #1




notice it's contents spilled throughout the room.






on the furniture





EVERYWHERE!!!





this picture gives your first glimpse at victim #2 in the swing



do you think that the perpetrators were able to spread chips all around and somehow miss the innocent infant resting peacefully in his swing?




I'd like to submit for evidence the fact this this onesie is solid white so everything else you see is the remnant of victim #1 (bag of salt and vinegar chips)
Do you think the accused actually put that lone chip on his head or do you think it magically landed there?





it was everywhere. This poor baby will surely be scarred for life. He was immediately whisked away for a bath. He kept smacking his lips because inevitably some of the powder from the chips got into his mouth, along with everywhere else.






needless to say, he was not amused! ( neither was I)
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He immediately pressed charges.
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Since I was the judge and jury, Sam was found guilty of strewing the chips throughout the room as well as onto Charlie and his surroundings. Huett was found guilty to aiding and abetting a criminal. Both were sentenced to solitary confinement. One in their bedroom, and one in Charlie's bedroom.
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maybe I've been watching too many courtroom dramas...what else am I supposed to do at 2:00 in the morning while I am feeding Charlie?
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For those of you who are wondering where I was when all of this was going down? I was in my bedroom using my breastpump to provide the best nutrition for Charlie as possible...and with big brothers like this, looks like he's gonna need it.
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I knew something was going down because I could hear Huett and Sam laughing hysterically. They have this certain laugh that they only do when they are misbehaving so I was expecting something to be going on. The last time I heard such laughter whilst I was pumping, they had taken all of Charlie's diapers out of his diaper caddie and had covered him from head to toe with them while he was in his swing. Another time, Huett had covered Charlie completely with a load of clothes that I had just folded on my bed. But I never imagine the mess I encountered. the first picture with the little vacuum was their futile attempts to clean up the mess themselves before I could see it. So Sam did the damage and Huett just laughed from the sideline and encouraged Sam to keep doing it. All I can say is.... Boy oh Boy oh Boy!

5 comments:

  1. I hope you didn't get on to those sweet boys! THey were just exploring what chips would do when someone shakes the bag. All boys probably try and figure this out but your smart boys did the experiment and found out that this could get someone into trouble!! Love those smart boys!

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  2. heehee :D sorry tiff, but it made me giggle :) My days are coming - i know... hopefully i will be able to giggle then too ;)

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  3. Poor little Charlie.. there is no telling what else he will have to endure from those two sweet little boys!! But as the old saying goes boys will be boys. I only had the one you know..their handsome Dad!!

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  4. charlie looks WIDE awake! i wish we could have seen him get his first taste of the "salt and vinegar"...i'm sure that was a face! Huett gets his aiding and abetting skills from his aunt trish, I stood by countless times as I coach you or chad from the sidelines...they come by it natural.

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  5. i love the new picture!!

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