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One day last week, a little boy showed up my door. Had the bluest eyes I'd ever seen!

He told me he needed to do some work on my computer, so of course, I obliged.


What are you looking at lady, Can't I get a little privacy!

Next thing I know, things are going south. He couldn't log onto facebook or something. I'm sure he has over 1,000 friends. Anyway, he started banging the keyboard...and then

He went to ask Charlie if he knew what went wrong!

Charlie gave it his best shot with some sound advice, but nothing worked!

That's when Archer started banging his head on the swing.

I said, "Archer, don't get so upset, but he was too far gone!

It's just facebook, I told him! There are more important things in life!

And then just like something off of reality TV, he tried to steal away my camera.

When I put up a fight, he started throwing up his hands!

GET YOUR CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE LADY!

he was so upset, his hands were swollen**! And he said...

"I think I need a drink!"

A nice tall one, and he was cool and calm Archer once again!

**his hands weren't really swollen, he just has the chubbiest hands I've ever seen, and I see a lot of babies...